Three things are certain:
death, taxes, missing data.
Guess which has occurred.

The code was willing,
it considered your request,
but the chips were weak.

A file that big?
It might be very useful,
but it is not found.

Errors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

This file has been moved.
We’d tell you where, but then we’d
have to delete you.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
your file is not found.

The web page you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Web sites are like that.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

File cannot be found.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: "File not found."

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire:
file cannot be found.

The search for wisdom
must now continue elsewhere;
your file is not found.